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Human being, not human doing. I collect souls.
TITS

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Love in a Void by Siouxie & The Banshees
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost."
— G. K. Chesterton

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Letter of Resignation:

I am writing to announce my resignation from Gelsons, effective two weeks from this date.

Thank you for the opportunities for professional and personal development that you have provided me during the past few months. I have enjoyed working for this company but I have finally earned enough money to pay for the abortion of my fetus and no longer need to be your slave. Thank you. 

Sincerely, 

Agatha Tesmer

P.S.

Fuck you, Tina.

Anyone, feel free to give me a hug or a cookie or a shot of vodka or something. Today was a long and treacherous day, to say the least. 

I’m quitting my job. After almost half a year working there, it will be an interesting transition. Hopefully going out of town this weekend will bring me back to sanity. 

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"That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen."
— Charles Bukowski

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Anonymous: FEELS LIKE MY ASSHOLES ON FIRE!

This is one of my managers when he was a kid, guys…

This is one of my managers when he was a kid, guys…

"As he held her and tasted her, and as she curved in further and further toward him, with her own lips, new to herself, drowned and engulfed in love, yet solaced and triumphant, he was thankful to have an existence at all, if only as a reflection in her wet eyes."
— F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender is the Night

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agentclowson: For those curious: before and after pictures of the homeless guy who got his face eaten off by a naked dude in Miami. For Jose

agentclowson:

For those curious: before and after pictures of the homeless guy who got his face eaten off by a naked dude in Miami.

For Jose

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Super Theory Of Super Everything by Gogol Bordello
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